Bachelor...Final Rose

Yay!!! Emily won!

Chantal just really bugs me. I'm not sure why even. I was really annoyed by her shrieking on the boat date. However, I'm not gonna lie, I would NOT have gotten in the water with the sharks, because I'm deathly afraid so I guess I shouldn't blame her. I probably would have cried. Also...you didn't travel around the world for Brad. ABC made you fly around the world. Yeah it's freaking awesome that you got to do it, but don't act like you did it for him. Another also...Brad acts like he bases his decision about his relationship on the fact that Chantal swam with sharks...good thinking. Maybe that's why you have to go to a therapist. Then when he was reading Chantal's letter that night, she's like crying and all he says is, "That's uh..." and doesn't even finish the sentence. Nice...maybe thank you. Or that's so nice...something!

I didn't like Chantal's choice of dress so much. I would have liked it for an evening type thing I think, but not for this. I do always feel bad for the person that loses. It would be really hard to go through that. The way her face changed when he said he had stronger feelings for someone else almost broke my heart.

I love Emily. She's for sure the better choice. She's so cute. His family could see it. I'm not really sure what happened on the date with Emily to make Brad so mad. I can see why Emily would want to make sure Brad was serious about everything. I mean he likes Chantal because she's adventurous and wants to play all the time. Her and Emily are completely opposite. Brad should have just reassured her about that he wants to be a good dad instead of taking offense to it. I felt really bad for Emily because she thought she messed it up so bad. All I know is that in a relationship when you're having a disagreement like that, you need to just stop and say I love you and try to calm down and get to an agreement. Not feed fire to the flames. They're going to need to work on the for the future. Back to more therapy Brad!

Quotes from this episode:

"There is no way in hell I would do this with anyone else. So the fact that I'm doing this speaks volumes." - Chantal

"Today was all about death defying adventure. No doubt about it, Chantal is incredible. I feel so confident in our relationship. So many things have been answered with Chantal and I." - Brad

"I'm ready to hear him tell me he loves me." - Chantal

"Best case scenario...Brad asks me to be his wife." - Chantal

"I'm really hoping that today is my last and final day as a single girl." - Emily

"Every time anything good happens, my head absolutely sabotages my heart." - Emily

"On the biggest and most exciting day of my life, also comes a hell of a lot of heartache." - Brad

"How could I have been so convinced that he was the one when he didn't even love me?" - Chantal

Bachelor...Women Tell All

First of all I have to talk about Michelle...

- Michelle is by far the most fake person ever. When the other girls were like "I'm not buying it" when she was crying, that is exactly how I felt.

- Like she doesn't know what she said about everyone? And she says that everyone said and equal amount of stuff they regret...they had whole shows just about what Michelle was saying...come on.

- She says she doesn't know what's wrong with her and why she was crying at first...ummm all of America just saw the show and realize who you really are.

- And I'm sorry, she just keeps talking about her daughter...I almost think she just talked about her daughter more than she did the entire show. I kind of like how the girls called her out. Emily has a daughter and she made it work.

- I did like how Chris Harrison pointed out that if she was being sarcastic that she has to realize that it could be taken the wrong way.

- Then she's saying that the negatives are outweighing the positives...Well yeah, you didn't "win", and everyone hates you because of how you acted. At least everyone else can walk away from it saying that had a good experience.

- Umm I hated her outfit too...she's always just kind of casual...take advice from Ashley S...she looked so cute.

- Also her hair looks orange.

Ok...Ashley S

- Like I said...she looked so cute. I think she probably looked the best out of everyone there.

- She's just so sweet.

- I liked that she wanted advice from him rather than just being upset.

- At least she was able to say that she was thankful for the experience.

Ashley H

- I want to rip her nasty new hair out of her head. What was she thinking? I already didn't think she was very cute.

- I think Ashley just wanted to get attention. Did she think she wasn't going to get as much because Michelle was going to be back?

- If you really felt that strongly, then go for it. Don't freaking question yourself when you're in the top three. You shot yourself in the foot.

- Sometimes she scares she. She starts talking in a creepy low voice...not attractive.

- When she talked to Brad she seemed a little pathetic, but I can't blame her. I can't say I haven't felt the same when I feel like I regret something. It would just suck to have to do that on national tv.

Brad

- He repeats everything. It's really annoying.

- Brad doesn't seem very sincere tonight. He just seemed like he wanted to get in and get out.

- He says he's truly happy and she's changed his life so we'll see if they stay together.

Chris Harrison is really funny to me. I think he's a really good host. I felt like he was cracking jokes all night. He's gotten funnier over time.

Quotes from this Week's Episode:

"For a host, this is like a buffet." - Chris

"Did you watch the show? Because I was a little confused about what you said about all of us. You were a little two faced" - Stacey

"I'm kind of equating you to a spider. You're like creepy and everybody's afraid of you." - Jackie about Michelle

"Rachel's about to pass out." - Chris

"You were poisonous, you were toxic, you were frantic, you were frazzled, and you were freaking everyone out. And you ruined my chance with the Bachelor." - Rachel to Melissa

"Brad didn't want to be with you because you acted a fool." - Jackie to Rachel

"I think the moral of the story is, don't act like that in front of a guy." - Ashley S

"Do I really want monkeys to attack Chantal? No I don't. Am I really going to elbow someone? No I'm not." - Michelle...well duh, but still? You were crazy

"Regret weighs so heavy on your heart." - Ashley H

"I feel like a changed woman" - Ashley H

"Mercy! This is the hot seat."- Brad

"Do I get my hug?" - Ashley H

"Yeah come here. O you mean Brad" - Chris

"We're not doing this again." - Chris to Brad

elephants

In honor of the Bachelor...

this is one of my wishes. I want to do this one day.

Bachelor...South Africa

Ok...kind of jealous of all the Safari business.

Chantal just continues to bother me. Her date was cool, because I think it would be awesome to see all those animals. Honestly though, wouldn't have wanted to be outside all night. I think it was kind of cool, but would have been cold and probably had a lot of bugs...what about all of those mosquito nets you see that they show in Africa? Maybe Chantal will get a disease. :)

BUT...Emily's was way better. That's one of my like top 5 things I want to do in my life. (well top five fun things...I want to ride an elephant) Also, how cute was her little outfit with the boots and everything? Loved her outfit at dinner too. And I think she got the better night option too. I know she's not going to win because they keep making it look like she will. They always do that.

I just don't like Ashley either. I liked so many girls other girls more at the beginning of the show. Ashley wasn't even dressed up for Africa...lame. And flip flops...not a good idea. Still think Emily had the best date. Ashley and Brad had the most awkward night date ever. What do you think of the mosquito nets? hmmm...lol. When he pulled her aside to talk to her before the rose ceremony to talk about their bad date, it just had to make her stomach drop, so I actually felt kind of bad for her. I guess it was kind of better for him to do it that way instead of making her go through the ceremony. I thought the way she acted was a little surprising, when he tried to say goodbye, but I can understand why she would feel that way. I probably wouldn't want to touch him either. But I guess that's what you get when you go on the show. I thought she held herself together well and was glad to hear her say she was going to look for the good in the situation. I'm glad she's gone, but that means that Chantal is going to win.

Also once again...did not love anybody's dress choice for the rose ceremony...come on girls...

UMM..Michelle's back next week for the Women Tell All...woo hoo!!! DRAMA!!!

Quotes From this Week:

"I want what's best for him...and it's me damn it." - Chantal

"I'm not someone who just goes and gets engaged to people." - Chantal

"Let's just get married here. Screw getting engaged" - Chantal

"What if that happened?" - Brad

"Brad left me alone in the wild and I was just confused...It's possible that a lion could come eat me."-Emily

"This is like the Lion King, but better" - Emily

"I'm not doing so well at dinner here. I'm really not." - Brad (about dinner with Ashley)

"I'm not looking for four years, I'm not looking for fifteen years. I'm looking for my whole life." - Brad

"You let me eat a worm!" - Chantal

Bachelor...hometowns

Weekly Bachelor Update

Brad is just SOOOO boring to me lately. I feel like he just says the same things over and over.

I was really bored with Chantal O's hometown date.

Ashley's actually made me like her more. It also made me really want french fries. I don't really want gravy on them, but I'm tempted to go get my my car right now and get some.

I was dying when Shawntal (who I've been spelling her name wrong) made Brad go through the funeral home and lay on the table, etc. He was freaking out. I felt bad because you could tell that he was going to send her home because of the family stuff, with them wanting her to stay and just because he was freaking out. I like her more than the other Chantal and Ashley, so I was sad, but I saw that coming. I like her cuz she wasn't freaking out when she left either. She was just sad, but pretty calm.

I just love Emily. Her little girl is so cute. I thought it was funny that she was mad at him for not kissing her and funny that he though her daughter was going to come downstairs.

Also...Emily is the only one that really looked that great at the rose ceremony. Step it up girls. Even her dress wasn't that fabulous.

It made me so sad, and sort of hit home a little when Brad said, "I didn't feel the way a man should feel when he hears you tell him that you love him." That has got to be one of the worst feelings. I know it's the bachelor, but having someone tell you that they don't love you the way you love them hurts.

Quotes from this Week:

"From the moment I stepped out of that limo, and I saw him...well yes I slapped him...hahaha" - Chantal O

"I'm really hoping that once I see him everything just falls back into place and there's chemistry and like SPARKS!" - Ashley H

"Like what? Moose burgers?" - Brad

"Can you guys sleep over?" - Ashley's mom...loved Brad's awkward reaction after that

"I've been thinking that if Shawntal and I get married these are going to be our conversations. There' going to be centered around death. I've been asking myself all day...can I handle that?" - Brad

"Ok...I'm starting to freak out a little bit. I am." - After Shawntal asked him if he wanted to know how to be embalmed.

"Where do we go from here? I don't need to see a dead body. I really don't." - Brad

"Brad Womack is not getting out the front door without kissing me first. That's for damn sure." - Emily

Sneak Peak

Sport's Illustrated Photos from last week's episode. They turned out a lot better than I thought they would. Michelle really is pretty even though she's crazy. I actually think Chantal is very pretty in these also. There are more pictures on the Sports Illustrated site if you want to see them.

Bachelor...Michelle gone...

Bachelor Update

Brad is just boring to me.

But wow...he flat out told Emily, he's taking her home on their date. Actually not really a total surprise because we've known how much he has liked her. I just feel like she's not going to win...(also because I've heard she might be the next Bachelorette). So something's going to have to go wrong. I really like her though.

Chantal N looks pretty fun actually. Liking her more and more. She doesn't rip on the other girls all the time, and she's not always freaking out and crying.

I would have felt really bad if Brit didn't at least get the one on one. I was so sad that he sent her home early even though he wasn't supposed to! At least he was being honest I guess. I love how Michelle sits there and tries to pretend she cares. But P.S. she has such a cute body! At least she has that going for her.

Bahahahah that's all I can say about the photo shoot. O dear. I was so pissed he gave Ashley the rose though. I wanted her to go home so bad! ugh. I don't know why he likes her. And I'm so sick of Chantal O crying about him not picking her. He keeps giving you roses, obviously he's picking you. Freaking just send her home! I think last week was the only time she didn't say that too him and it's because she got a rose on her one on one.

I think I would have like Ashley H and Chantal O to go home, but o well. I didn't care that much about Brit so I guess it doesn't matter. I really just like Michelle for the entertainment value though. She didn't say a word. Guess its kind of smart, because most of the girls look so stupid, but I was just hoping she would go out with a bang. I wonder if the show will just be boring now. It'll probably just be Ashley annoying me and Chantal O crying all the time.

Quotes from tonight:

"Kissing in the rain is very very romantic" - Brad

"Brad and Brit are apparently going to be setting sail on the sea of love, but I think there is a good chance that their ship will go down" - Michelle

"Truely, you're gonna use the yacht for Brit? Seems like a waste of a one on one if you ask me" - Michelle

"Brit and Brad...although it sounds really cute...not only do I not see them getting married, I don't even if I even see them friending each other on facebook." - Michelle

"I need to get over my fears and just do it for the relationship." - Brit...about cliff jumping

"Life would be a lot better without Michelle around" - Chantal O

"When Brit and I were sitting on the little bay, we were asking all the right questions, we were having a great conversation, no doubt about it...but I was looking around we're in the most romantic setting in the entire world and I don't have that urge to just grab her and kiss her." - Brad

"I feel like a fat lard." - Chantal O

"I mean I am in love with this guy and I'm having to watch him roll in the sand and have another girl kissing on him. It's brutual." - Chantal O

"today's group date is not going well. not nearly as i had planned and i'm to blame for that. michelle got a little aggressive but i also got caught up in it. there are two other women on this date. i could see the hurt all over their faces. i think kissing michelle went a little bit too far. i put myself in hot water here. the day's not even half way over. I don't know what to expect at the pool party. I want to calm every one down. I think the damage is done. Something is telling me that the day is going to get worse and not better. - Brad

"I just feel like if you can't choose me over one out of three girls, then just send me home. It's not like its who put themselves out their the most. It's who do you want to go home and meet their family." -

Chantal O

"I really wanted to talk to him. If I go home tonight I'm gonna be f-ing pissed." - Michelle

"I'm scared out of my mind....there's just so much confusion and turmoil within myself right now. I'm scared to death to face Brad tonight...I feel like I'm going home." - Chantal O

"Can I have your hand or not a chance?" - Brad

"Ummm probably not." - Michelle

"Saying goodbye to Michelle is extremely bittersweet for me. I have an intense physical attraction to her, but that would have worn off. And then her intensity and the way we kept butting heads a little bit, that would have become a volatile relationship very quickly. So I was very confident in telling Michelle goodbye." - Brad

Bachelor...bugs, monkeys, and psychos.

Weekly Bachelor Update

When Brad was climbing up the stairs in the cave, he was walking like a hobbit.

I really don't love Chantal O. I was hoping she would go home. Plus it looks like she has gained just a little bit of weight.

Michelle literally is psychotic...but it's freaking so funny to me. Brad was getting so mad. Bahahaha.

Emily is just so pretty to me, but she is really screwed up. It's her own fault if she won't let anyone in. Granted its the Bachelor and they never really make it, but she needs to try, and not "run away".

And I'm starting to like Chantel N a lot more.

Yet another week with Ashley H still here. Ugh.

I'm sad about Jackie. I liked her. :(

Next week looks interesting...drama!

Quotes from this week:

"When I found out we were going to Costa Rica, the first image in my head was rain forests. I clearly did not grow up in a jungle and I don't think Brad did either, so I think that this is a new experience for everybody." - Emily

"I'm not quite sure why Chantal's name was on the date card. But if Brad is more interested in Chantal, then I am not his girl. All I can do is be myself, be patient, and hope that Chantal gets attacked my monkeys. " - Michelle

"I've seen lately a different side to Chantal O. The last conversation was a litte bit dramatic." - Brad

"For me I just feel like she's really aggressive, and really overly confident...almost like egotistical." - Michelle

(Loved Emily's look at the end of the comment. She looked at her like you crazy hypocrite.)

"It's definitely a different position, having me legs wrapped around brad, but it's one I could get used to." - Chantal

"It makes me happy to think that the rain has completely ruined their one on one date. There's a chance that it could be the worst date Brad's been on, but it's hard to know. I'm not there." - Michelle

"To be very honest with you. I'm pissed. On our one on one date, we made a pact to never repel down anything with anyone else." - Michelle

"Brad is amazing. He was like telling everyone it was gonna be ok." - Ashley H

"It's really annoying to see Brad to be so nice to the other girls." - Michelle

"I really don't care if these other girls are jealous. I really don't. I know there's a rose tonight, and Im 100% sure I'm going to get it." - Michelle

"I'm really getting bugged by these girls. Like I'm not trying to be a bitch, but they all need to go home." - Michelle

"I hate bugs. But it's not every bug, it's bugs that crunch when you step on them." - Alli

"I'm tired of Michelle getting mad at me for nothing." - Brad

"I was happy to see Michelle, but then Michelle once again starts questioning my decisions. I have six other women to think about, not just Michelle." - Brad

"You're scaring me. You're scaring me badly." - Brad to Michelle

"I don't want you to think I go run my mouth off to him about any of you, because I don't." - Michelle

"I was quiet because I don't really have anything to say to her. I don't even want to look at her. She just annoys me this much." - Chantal O about Michelle

"I can't believe he looked at me and said, I don't wanna be with you. It sucks." - Jackie

Bachelor...really brad?

Brad is kind of an idiot.

This week was sort of slow. I think mostly because they didn't really have much of Michelle on it this week. But Brad is dumb. And I'm getting really bored of him talking to his therapist every week. It's obviously not helping him make very good decisions.

First of all, he took Emily to the Nascar track...ummm hello, her fiance died going to a race car track.

Then he let Ashley S go over Ashley H on the two on one? Are you kidding me? Ohmigosh, shoot me now. He's so dumb. Ashley S was so cute, and H is like a psycho. Whatever. Then he didn't even talk to S while he was walking her to the car. Rude.

Anyway, I just wish i was Chantal N, because she got a shopping spree. I'd take that.

Anyway, I'm sad that Ashley S and Lisa went home. I just want Ashley H out, and I'm kinda wanting him to get rid of Chantal O because she's been driving me nuts lately, but I knew he was going to keep her.

Quotes from this weeks show

"You only want to make one incision...because if you have to start raising other places, that's room for any other leakage" - Ghantal N

"Where would this leakage occur...?" - Brad

"Well think of all of the other body orrfices." - Chantal N

"I feel like i'm gonna pee in my pants." - Ashley S

"I'm really glad that this is happening. I think its time for the Ashleys to part ways. And there's a chance that both Ashleys will go home tomorrow. Really at the end of the day i dont care who it is. I just wanna get out and see Brad." - Michelle. (as both Ashleys are crying on the couch. classy.

"Plus I am fun and hot and you should see me in a race car. " - Michelle

"Brad doesn't know anything about my history with nascar...he knows that my fiance passed away and that i'm a mom, but he doesn't know how all that kind of relates to this date in particular." - emily

"I'm just seeing how emotional the women are. It's just very diffifult." - Brad...(DUH What did you expect?)

"I feel like there are very few women here. Brad is a man babysitting a bunch of little girls." - Michelle

"It's hard to feel like you're not some creepy person watching Brad and Emily on a date all night." - Chantal O

"I've been with certain guys in relationships and then at the end of it they don't want to be with me. It just makes you feel like something is wrong with me." - Ashley S

"If you think because you had a one on one, that you're something special, throw it out the window." - Marissa

"You're not allowed to speak....(long speech)...I think we should go send some girls home now. And the next time we're together you can talk." - Michelle

"Please try to understand" - Brad to Marissa, after she got kicked off...umm you didn't exactly explain to her what she's supposed to understand...

The Bachelor and the Beast

Bachelor Update

Michelle started out pretty well...for the first ten minutes of the first episode of the show...and then it all went downhill. From her crying about her birthday to her stealing all the one on one time and making all the girls mad, I personally think she makes the show quite interesting. I definitely don't want her to win, but I don't want her to go, because it's hilarious to watch. The black eye topped it off. Supposedly one of the assumptions is that it was self-inflicted so that she could get more attention. I wouldn't be surprised.

I think she's really pretty, but I can't get over the last couple photos. Bahahaha.

Quotes from tonight's episode:

"I wish I was the one that gave Michelle her black eye. I want to rip her head off." - Ashley S

"There is a really good chance that if I don't get my own date this week, Brad might get his own black eye." - Michelle

"I don't know how to handle it. I think I beat myself in the middle of the night because of it." -Michelle

"I'm kind of concerned. I'm seeing you make connections with certain girls that I feel are emotionally unstable. And that concerns me, because I feel like that's not who I am. I'm like, is he not gonna pick me because I'm not emotionally weak enough to be so needy?"

- Chantal O,

after she just got done crying about Emily getting a present from Brad and feeling like it cheapened her date and she didn't feel special anymore...ummm emotionally unstable?

"Maybe I'm not as cool as I think." - Megan

UGH, I wanted Ashley H to go home, but of course she didn't. Blah. She annoys me. Everyone else was who I wanted though. :)

Best Lineup Ever

90210, The Bachelor, and Gossip Girl all in one night! I love Mondays!

Ok I'm a little bit obsessed...but 90210 and Gossip Girl haven't been on since before Christmas and I've bee waiting forever! (hence my countdown).

Woo Hoo! How excited am I about tonight? I may never leave my room. :)

Kind of really wondering about Michelle's black eye...Also, have any of you seen the commercial that actually dubs her "Mich-Hell"? Bahahaha...love it.

TV to talk about

So...some rambling thoughts on tv...yeah tv

First of all, the girls at work were laughing at me the other day because I was watching Million Dollar Money Drop on Hulu, because none of the new tv shows had started again and it was UNBELIEVABLY slow at work. (one of the reasons I decided to start a blog...after I've done all my work of course haha). Anyway, back to my point...I was getting so nervous for these poor people who keep watching their money drop all the way down the shoots. I kept shouting at the computer screen and yelling, "you idiot! that's a stupid answer. you're going to lose all your money". So the next day I played it out loud and of course April was getting nervous right along with me.

Then finally, my guiltiest of all pleasures started again! THE BACHELOR! (not the bachelorette...because I think the crazy fighting girls are so much funnier...and yes I admit, I've always wanted to go on it...but the more I watch...the stupider they look and if I were to make it I'd probably hit someone and get kicked off.) ANYWAY...once again I found myself sitting there talking to myself. So I'd probably fit right in with the crazy girls on tv.
Then I was thinking...guys are WAY worse. Hello, Jake during a Giants game? I'm lucky to not end up with a remote at my head (on accident...he's not listening or looking at anything else when those games are on)...or a broken ear drum at the end of the game. I guess I have to say we're even because if they want to jump around and scream during a sports game then they have to deal with women and they're trashy/sappy tv. However I will say this, I watch A LOT of sports and I have yet to get a certain someone to watch an episode of Grey's Anatomy...which by the way started last night and got me thinking about this tv post! I'm so happy Kristina and Meredith are friends again. I loved last night's episode!

I cannot wait for Gossip Girl! 2 and a 1/2 more weeks? REALLY? ugh! Hurry up PLEASE! Until then...